A biscotti walks into a bar . . .

And Liz eats it!

I bet you were expecting a really clever joke, right? Especially since I am a comedian? Well, you were wrong! I don't joke about food ever!

Especially free food!

Today an anonymous donor gave me an almond biscotti and an almond cookie from an Italian bakery in Brooklyn. Woohoo!

Now I am going to bed!