Monday, January 10, 2011

Hell has frozen over

I passed up free pizza.

See, today there was a meeting. Before I went to the meeting, I ate a salad and Smart Ones at my desk. I then went to the meeting. On my way, I noticed a half full box of Patsy's Pizza. I could have TOTES grabbed a slice and ate it on my way, but I decided to not eat it.

I know, I know, what's next? I pass up a cupcake?

Sunday, January 9, 2011

I'm back!

Wow, it's been a long time. I bet you've missed me. I bet you were worried that I haven't been eating any free food. The horror, the horror.

Well, I HAVE been eating LOTS of free food, and that's why I haven't been writing. While you can't see me, I am in much dire need of using the Shake Weight, know what I mean?

At any rate, obladi, oblada, life goes on, and I signed up for the Vermont City Marathon and the Tough Mudder in May so your girl Liz is going to get in SHAPE.

Know what I will have to sacrifice? Wine. Guess what I drank for free today? Wine! My friend Kevin came over and brought 4 bottles. I drank 2 glasses of Malbec.

I SWORE I wouldn't drink today because, eek, I drank a lot last night! My friend Molly and I attended a party in our building. It was all Filipinos! And they were singing karaoke! Awesome! There was delicious dumplings, savory snacks, and wine. And prosecco. And tequila shots. Needless to say, the night ended with me packed into a cab. When I got home, I danced in front of my mirror to Lady Gaga videos on youtube. Yup, klassy.

So this week I will be hitting the gym. Hard. And going on an Internet date or two. Free booze (oh no!) here I come!