Sunday, December 27, 2009

Home for the Holidays

Yo! I can't believe it's been over a week since I've written. Not for lack of free food though, that's for sure!

I am currently home at my parents' house in the good old town of North Andover, MA where the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above average. Oh wait, that's Lake Wobegon! In North Andover we're just all average! The roast beef at Harrison's, however, is waaaay above average.

At any rate, I've been eating free lamb, free brisket, free cheesecake, free regular cake, and lots of free other stuff. It'd getting kind of stressful and waist-expanding. Oh well, that's what New Year's Resolutions are for!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Party time!

Yo! Last night it was my work Xmas party. There were mini sliders and grilled cheeses and of course booze!!! Free booze! I drank a few Harpoon IPAs and a tequila shot. Yippee!

Today, there were cupcakes. I ate 2 of them. Double yippee!

All right, I'm going to bed!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I just want to eat!

I am about to go to bed and I abstained from Diet Coke all day and it's all I want before I go to sleep! I am having such a craving!!!! Eek! I'll just eat some soy wasabi almonds instead, my new favorite snack!

Know what else is my favorite snack? Free candy from Johnny K's Batman head. Yeah! Today I ate M and Ms and a Storck Chocolate Riesen. Yum!

Monday, December 14, 2009

I Love You Like Crazy Jeff Van Vonderen!

As many of you know I am addicted to reality tv and free food (duh). And perhaps my favorite of all my shows is my beloved Intervention! Tonight was no exception. My boy Jeff Van Vonderen, aka the General, sent sloppy Jen to rehab for alcohol. I hope she gets better, and I hope I meet Jeff. Maybe in my dreams tonight!

Perhaps my family could call him up and he could intervene and tell me how my family loves me like crazy but they feel like they're losing, er, gaining too much of me as I eat too much free food. Today it was a Milky Way and flourless chocolate chip oatmeal cookies. Just what I needed.

Now I need my bed. And visions of the General.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Popcorn tastes better when it is not burnt

My friend came over tonight to watch a movie and she brought popcorn. Light and salty and tasty and FREE. Yippee!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Long Week

It's been a long week. I should go to bed but I really needed to watch a couple of my shows.

I ate a free gumball today. Yippee!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I See You, Pad See Ew!

Today I stayed late at work, and a colleague shared her pad see ew with me. It was super delish! A Thai for my favorite free food of the day . . . I also ate lots of candy.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Merry Christmas parties!

My sister and her roommate Molly threw a super cool Christmas party last night, and I ate lots of free cookies and crab dip. I stayed the night, and my sister prepared me a turkey burger for dinner, also free. Yeah for sisters.

Now it's bed time.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Pizza Party!


Sorry I have been so absent. I've been busy! What can I say???

But I've also been eating. As in a lot. Today work threw a pizza party, and I ate a slice of mushroom and a slice of pepperoni. So so good!

Now, it's bed time.