Home for the Holidays

Yo! I can't believe it's been over a week since I've written. Not for lack of free food though, that's for sure!

I am currently home at my parents' house in the good old town of North Andover, MA where the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above average. Oh wait, that's Lake Wobegon! In North Andover we're just all average! The roast beef at Harrison's, however, is waaaay above average.

At any rate, I've been eating free lamb, free brisket, free cheesecake, free regular cake, and lots of free other stuff. It'd getting kind of stressful and waist-expanding. Oh well, that's what New Year's Resolutions are for!