Monday, December 14, 2009

I Love You Like Crazy Jeff Van Vonderen!

As many of you know I am addicted to reality tv and free food (duh). And perhaps my favorite of all my shows is my beloved Intervention! Tonight was no exception. My boy Jeff Van Vonderen, aka the General, sent sloppy Jen to rehab for alcohol. I hope she gets better, and I hope I meet Jeff. Maybe in my dreams tonight!

Perhaps my family could call him up and he could intervene and tell me how my family loves me like crazy but they feel like they're losing, er, gaining too much of me as I eat too much free food. Today it was a Milky Way and flourless chocolate chip oatmeal cookies. Just what I needed.

Now I need my bed. And visions of the General.

No comments: