Whatever it is I think I see becomes something free and edible to me!

I'm exhausted after finally watching the Real Housewives of New York City reunion on the DVR. Can you believe I'm a full month behind on all my shows? How embarrassing!

Luckily, I am not behind on my free food eating, though I have been making wiser choices. Today I only ate 3 pieces of candy, including a chocolate Tootsie pop.

69, dude!

I need to eat more salad.