Hell has frozen over

I passed up free pizza.

See, today there was a meeting. Before I went to the meeting, I ate a salad and Smart Ones at my desk. I then went to the meeting. On my way, I noticed a half full box of Patsy's Pizza. I could have TOTES grabbed a slice and ate it on my way, but I decided to not eat it.

I know, I know, what's next? I pass up a cupcake?