The Birthday continues!

Hello peeps!

Wow, this was QUITE a day for free food! First of all, Johnny K was back from vacation so his Batman head was restocked. I celebrated by eating a Storck Chocolate Riesen and a Mr. Goodbar.

At 1pm, Lenny's Catering came in to feed my department for free! See, I had dropped off my business card at their Upper East Side location a couple months ago, and they chose moi to win a free lunch. So today their rep Julie came to feed us. She brought a tray of sandwiches, mozzarella salad, regular salad, a pasta dish, fruit salad, and a tray of desserts. Needless to say I tried some of everything! Then afterwards my boss Torrey brought me out an awesome cake, which declared "Liz is 30!" Amen to that!

So, already the day was a-okay in my book. But it got BETTER. My dear friend and colleague Dan gave me a gift certificate to Itunes. While not food, it is still awesome!

Then at 5pm, my bigwigs at my office brought out a giant cake and champagne not for my birthday but to celebrate a work milestone. I ate a huge piece of cake and drank 3 glasses of champagne. Needless to say, I didn't make it to the gym!

This Monday capped off a fantastic birthday week. While what I really wanted was one night with Terry Bellefleur from True Blood:

I look confused because I want Liz and can't find her. And I went to Iraq.

I instead got this:


and this:


I do need a place to put my toiletries and I should solicit help from Patti Stanger, a third generation matchmaker, so these are probably way more functional presents and I love them very much!

Happy Birthday to Me!

I entered my dirty 30s today, and needless to say I was hungover, and very happy!

Last night I drank lots of free booze and ate lots of free burgers, cake, etc. Yum!

Thanks for all who came out to celebrate with me. Big kisses!

Goodbye 20s, Goodbye!

Today is my last day in my 20s. Thanks God. We'll do a retrospective tomorrow. As you can imagine, there was a lot of booze involved.

Today I'm having a cookout, and there should be lots of free food. Yippee!

Good Friday

So this is my last Friday in my 20s and what am I doing? Watching baseball on tv. Alone. At home. Yahoooooo!

I had today off, which meant I slept in, got caught up on True Blood, and ate! But no free food, unfortunately, though I probably had an opportunity after I got a pedicure today because some dude in a wife beater hit on me when I was walking the mean streets of Astoria. He took my number and was flirting heavily. Did my mom pay him off???

All right, got to get back to extra innings. Tomorrow should be more exciting!

2 more days till the dirty 30s!

Yo!

I went spinning today because I'm out to exit my 20s and I can't maintain my sleek physique without a little maintenance. Thank God Johnny K has been out then, because the Batman head has not been stocked for DAYS. I did grab a Werther's a pack of Nerds buried at the bottom. Woohoo!

Batman Come Home!!!

Okay, Vegas is going to need to wait another day because I am tired. I ate very little free food today as my boy Johnny K is out on VACATION--the nerve!--and as such the Batman head has not been stocked with candy all week. There are about 5 Werther's and 3 Laffy Taffys left. I took the final box of Nerds for breakfast this morning.

Johnny K, come home!!!

What happens in Vegas stays in the blog!

So I went to Vegas this weekend and ate lots of free food because Mom paid for it all! I have so much to talk about including many martinis, mojitos, cute waiters, and sexy bitches named Barbara and Sheila. But I also need to go to bed so I will write my expose tomorrow.

I did eat 2 slices of yello cake with pink frosting at my girl Sharyn's baby shower today. So delish and sweet just like Sharyn! And the boy I liked from speed dating e-mailed me! Is there a free dinner in my future? Stay tuned!