I am a forTUNAte human being

I count my blessings every day. Today there were 2. Well, three.

See, I ate a free tuna sandwich leftover from a sales meeting. It had pimientos in it which I normally hate but your girl Liz was HUNGRY so I pretended they weren't there. So that's blessing # 1.

Then Blessings # 2 and 3 came when one of our vendors shipped us Crumbs cupcakes. I immediately ate a basic yellow cake with white frosting. Later on in the afternoon I noticed that there were still a few cupcakes left. So I cut half a red velvet cupcake and ate. An hour after that, I noticed there was half a chocolate cupcake left, so I finished it. Final score--2 cupcakes.

Now I am going to bed!

I love my sandwiches warm and Cosi

Hey, like my play on words? Me too!

Today there was a meeting to which I was not invited, but I was offered a leftover buffalo chicken sandwich from Cosi. One of my alltime FAVORITES. I also took 3 cookies.

I don't think this is going to be a good WW week. Just saying.

Liz

I need to floss more . . .

so says my dentist, who I visited today. Big f---ing surprise! He always says that!

So how did I reward myself??? With a free cookie that a coworker brought in. I think it was Italian, or Eastern European. Just like how I prefer my men. Zing!

Bedtime now!

Liz

Sometimes I feel like a nut

Actually, I always feel like a nut, especially if it is an almond, macadamian, or Brazilian.

And of course if it's a cashew, but only if there are more than 4 when packaged with raisins.


So you can imagine my happiness when a coworker brought in brownies that his wife baked. While I'm not usually a fan of walnuts in brownies, these were tasty so it was all good.

Bedtime now!

Mawwiage . . . .

brings us here today . . . to eat free food!

Sorry your girl Liz has been oh so absent lately. I've been BUSY taking names and eating lots and lots of free food. My beautiful cousin Claire got married on Saturday to her super cool new hubby Blaise in Newport, Rhode Island. And guess who was invited??? ME! Wow!

Weddings are awesome for lots of reasons. One you get to dress up. Two, if you're single, you might meet someone with who you may have a really meaningful one night long relationship, and three, my favorite . . .

Free food and free booze!

My cousin Claire's wedding was no exception, well, except for the second part since I was staying at my Nana's with my parents. I dressed up in a gorge dress that I borrowed from my dear friend (and biggest fan) Lori. See how sexy I look in this picture? I bet you're wondering how I am single! I ask the same thing every day.

As I mentioned, no one night flings. But there was PLENTY of free food and booze because Claire and her fam DO NOT MESS AROUND.

I started with a glass of champagne, and ate several hors d'oeuvres. I didn't even ask what they were because they looked edible and I was HUNGRY.

I kept refilling my glass, I sat down to eat. There was a seafood bisque, a tasty salad, and FILET mother f---ing MIGNOT. And cake!

I also danced a lot.

Overall, a tres excellent time. Thanks Claire!